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Clients, not clicks: why most agency reporting is theatre

Impressions, reach and CTR feel like progress, but you can't spend them. How to tell a vanity metric from a number that pays your salary.

Every month, thousands of businesses receive a beautiful PDF full of green arrows pointing up. Reach is up. Impressions are up. Engagement is up. And revenue is flat. If that sounds familiar, you've been sold reporting instead of results.

A vanity metric is one you can't spend

Can you take the number to the bank? Impressions can't pay your team, and clicks can't cover rent. Clients can. The job of marketing is to put more of the right people in front of you, ready to buy.

  • Vanity: impressions, reach, follower count, raw CTR.
  • Useful: qualified leads, booked calls, cost per acquired client, revenue.
  • Decisive: lifetime value vs. acquisition cost.

What to ask your agency

Ask them to connect a single euro of spend to a single new client. If they can't, that's the whole answer. The good ones already measure it, because it's the only number that survives a tough quarter.

We don't report on channels. We report on clients. If a campaign isn't producing them, we change it rather than dress it up.

Results over reports isn't a slogan for us. It's the only standard we'll be judged by, and the only one worth holding an agency to.

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